Ad-ing Super Bowl XLIX

i
Which man is sexier? Thousands of GB are taken
by cellular companies. Truck. And this guy is the
guy you run off to to leave him and be with him.

Hi I’m kim. This guy is definitely
the guy your mom wants you to marry.
makeup, my backhand, vacations, my outfits.

Please, help save the Data. #MakeItHappy

You’ll regret the day you crossed angryNeison52.

ii
What does it mean to do something like a girl?
What does it look like to run, fight, throw?
Insult your sister? No, well, yes.

Nationwide is on your side.

A girl’s confidence plummets during puberty.
But it doesn’t have to. Data you can use to see my
God knows what happens.

When your phone dies, it means run fast as you can.

iii
Being a dad is more than being a father, it’s a choice.
A choice to get hurt rather than hurt. To be bold.
Showing right from wrong by your actions.

Hate! Loser! Stupid! Do some coke, we got this.
There’s no one like you. This world is what we make it.
When you comin’ home, Dad? #SeeMoreKim

We both have a lot of experience with drugs pharmaceuticals.

NOO!!! boing! bang! ding! Bigger, stronger, ready for action.

iv
My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Gosh darnit! Fiat 500x Crossover: revenge.

It’s a commitment, one that will make
a wonderful human being who will make
their own choices someday.

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~ by hankimler on February 3, 2015.

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